So…I haven’t been on here in like months…lol my bad.
It’s been a week and some change since I started working out. One of my things on my to-do list during the winter break was to work out and lose some weight. I guess it’s working since I lost like 3.2 pounds already. I’m just trying to get down to a more ideal weight.
Since I felt so sore today, I decided to do some Pilates. Dude, that was the best stretch of my life!! My back and legs were so sore, and now they’re like 67.369% back to normal. Lol
And of course I started eating better and drinking water everyday.
I just can’t wait to see how I will look like when I go back to school. Lol
So as a little sister, I’ve met my older siblings’ boyfriends and girlfriends, and that’s normal. What is not normal is the pattern with myself when I first meet each of them. You’re probably wondering “What the hell is the pattern?”, so I’m gonna tell you…but not now…
I’m gonna tell you now…lol. So I’ve noticed that with every suitor that I’ve met, I’ve met them looking like a bum. Messed up hair, sweatpants, chillin’ like a villain on penicillin cause I’m illin’…you know, that stuff. I mean I understand that “first impressions are lasting impressions”, but still…I hate it when I look like a bum when company comes over, especially while I’m doing my daily Bruno Mars move. Lol
Like I met my brother’s ex when she came over one night, and guess what I was doing? Yup you guessed it, sleeping on the floor and drooling like there was no tomorrow!! Then I woke up with my hair looking like a fool, drool all up on my face, and on top of that, I was MEAN-MUGGING!!
I know it’s like over the top for me to worry, but still, I just wanted y’all to notice this crazy ass pattern that I’ve noticed today.
II. If you see your neighbor jamming harder than you, covet his or her jam. … III. Be aware that jamming means: no tweeting without clapping, no sex without screaming, and no freedom without dancing.
IV. Please be aware that the songs you will hear are electric: be careful as you experience them and interact with electrical devices, drink water or touch others.The Wondaland Arts Society will not be held responsible for melted telecommunications devices or injuries resulting from lockback, sweat-tech, leaveweave, poparm, shockjaw, electrobutt, or any other maladies or malfunctions caused by The Jam.
V. Any song lyric you know must be sung. If you do not know English, sing loudly in any language of your choosing. Be aware that there is no right or wrong language, for The ArchAndroid was recorded all over the world.
VI. Abandon your expectations about art, race, gender, culture and gravity.
VII. Before the show, feel free to walk about the premises impersonating one of the many inspiration of The ArchAndroid Emotion Picture: (Choose one) Salvador Dali, Walt Disney, Outkast, Stevie Wonder, Octavia Butler, David Bowie, Andy Warhol, or John Williams.
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— I’ve reblogged this before…but we all need reminders every now and then! ;) [♥]